shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.

Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.

by asd007 October 15, 2010

Shomik

A gay incel 15 yo kid. He is also very short.

A: Look at this kid who is he?

B: That's that faggot Shomik he probably gonna shoot up the school.

by yeetedbylife October 19, 2019

sharmini

Sharmini, a foul disgusting ugly character.
very self obbsessed and has no character.
Will become a clone of best friend,then bitch about her and try to be a better version of themselves, and fail miserably.

"Ew! its a Sharmini"

"Oh my god I had one once, it wouldnt stop following me"

"Aww poor Sharmini..........NOT"

by I know you. dont worry April 7, 2008

sharmini

1. (n) Another word for goat.

"Hey, did you go to the petting zoo?"
"Yes, and I fed all the sharminis there!"

by Wishingihad A. Goat July 28, 2008

shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

shortie

Small black girl from Birmingham. Spends her days listening to loud rnb music and offending her room mates at Uni. One half of Pinky and the Brain.

"Shortie, say what's your price, just to back it up, you can hold my ice"

by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005

Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009