Shmode

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

by The real sma June 3, 2016

Shnoodle

A word to describe a small animal that is cute. Can be called "shnoodle" or "tiny shnoodle"

"Whats that thing in the road?"
"I'm not sure lets get closer."
"WOAH, Its a tiny shnoodle."

by jadebk May 9, 2009

Shoddle

The shit that you piss out of your nob after youve bummed your girlfriend (or boyfriend), due to the motion of the thrust as the bumming was in progress.
An insult/ expression of surprise

see also foddle

"Kielty, you filthy shoddle-monkey, get out of my wheelie bin!"

"Christ Cath, your shoddle is green!"

by STX. November 25, 2003

scoodler

When a circumsized male and an un-circumsized male put the ends of their dicks together, then proceed in using the foreskin of the un-circumsized male to jack both males off.

"Toolbox forcefully wraps his foreskin over Rocks' cock and proceeds to do the scoodler"

by Topsy Kretz May 6, 2008

shnoodle

(v.) To shake your noodle like a helicopter in front of a group of women to show your male dominance.

Dude i shnoodled that group of girls over there. Needless to say. They were impressed.

by THERUBBER_DUCKY February 7, 2014

Schoodle

Combination of the words "school" and "schedule"

Man, I got a heavy schoodle this semester!", "I gotta hurry up and get my schoodle before classes start!

by zenraged August 13, 2010

Shlodoppies

Large but ridiculously droopy tits

guy 1: u like that girl?
guy 2: nah man shes got nasty shlodoppies

by taffyfizzle August 28, 2006