Shoddle

The shit that you piss out of your nob after youve bummed your girlfriend (or boyfriend), due to the motion of the thrust as the bumming was in progress.
An insult/ expression of surprise

see also foddle

"Kielty, you filthy shoddle-monkey, get out of my wheelie bin!"

"Christ Cath, your shoddle is green!"

by STX. November 25, 2003