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shitzvah

Having a satisfying bowel movement..a celebration of sorts ...kinda like the 'bar mitzvah' of bowel movements
Normally I have a good dump but today's was 'spectacular'...a veritable shitzvah
by Pattio February 29, 2008
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Shitzophrenia

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.
Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.
by Juna358 April 4, 2019
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shitzu

a dog that is so expensive
by l2dajmpt May 7, 2003
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Shlit

shlit -noun
Compound word formed from the words "shit" and "literature." Also known as "shit lit."
Any form of literature such as books, periodicals, newsprint, that is either temporarily brought to, or stored in a bathroom (typically kept in the immediate vicinity of the toilet), for the express purpose of passing occasionally protracted periods of time common to bathroom visits, providing means of mental distraction through its reading.

Though the word was not mentioned explicitly, shlit was brought to public attention in 1998, by the then popular television series "Seinfeld," in episode 173 titled "The Bookstore." The shlit in question had been "flagged" as having been in the bathroom and could not be returned to the bookstore from where it was purchased.
"Hey honey! I'm going to be in here for a while! Could you bring me in some shlit? I think my issue of Wired is sitting on the kitchen table!"
by paul?! October 24, 2008
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Shlizups

Greeting or something to yell. Expresses joy, elation, victory, or triumph. Abbreviation - Shliz
Awwwwww Shlizups!
I was shlizuppin' all day (It was an extraordinary day)
This is good shliz, bro!
That was a shlizuppin movie (Good Film)
Aight so I walk up to this ass clown and I was like "Hand me your money biatch!" then whittie was like "ok sir, just don't hurt me!" So I took that dude's wallet and threw his punk ass towards the pavement. Then I was shlizuppin' all the way to the bank
by Chris Deuce December 17, 2003
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Shitzkrieg

1) An expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.

2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.

3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.

4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.
1) "Hey Tim, the cops are the door asking about you." "Shitzkrieg! They better have a warrant."

2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.

3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"

4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.
by The Citizen Science April 21, 2009
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shnitz

"hey bro did you do shnitz last night????????"
"YEAH BRO GIVE ME SOME SHNITZ!!!!!!!!!!!"
"feed my beak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OKAY BRO!!!!!!"
by Francis Sinatra October 16, 2011
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