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sempi

someone you love so much that you want them so badly and you would do anything for them to notice you and if you really love your sempi you will kill girls who talk or look at them and you might kill sempi to be with them forever.
Blue: Love me sempi!!!

Red: Sempi

Blue: You noticed me sempi!!!

Red: What

Blue: Your my sempi and you noticed me!!

Red: Wtf is that 😂😂
by JunkyTrowel September 12, 2018
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semper fit

What gay people in the Marine Corps do, instead of physical training.
Guy #1: Hey, thanks for last night Ken, your the bomb diggetty! Wanna fuck again after we PT?
Guy #2: Shut up Bitch!! I ain't running, I'm gonna do Semper Fit! Then I'll make love to you.
by thesituation89 January 21, 2010
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shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.
lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?
by blommy May 22, 2005
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semper I

semper I A play on the Marine Corps Semper Fidelis. Noun
Semper I, used to indicate selfishness, self-centered tendencies, a selfish indivudual or group; Adjective semper I, used to describe a person's actions as rugged individualist who disregards other opinions, property and ideas
As a Noun:
Semper I is his name. He was the semper I who walked all over her in the office to get the job

As an Adjective:
His was a semper I position, and he could not prevail.
As a semper I he volunteered simply for the glory
by Lloyd Winburn March 10, 2007
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Semprini

As said by the character on Monty Python, a horrible word that will never be said again on the show. The word is derived from the composer Alberto Semprini, but joking portrayed on the show as a "taboo" word.
Instead of Lake Trout aftershave, a dab of Semprini smells just as good!
by Jade Orlich August 13, 2006
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sempai

Sempai is a Japanese honorific made popular in English dubs. It means 'mentor' or 'senior', depending on the context.

Not to be confused with the Malaysian street slang 'sempoi' or my friend Kambink_Sempoy.
"Ash introduced me to the blogging world, my blogger sempai" -Nadya
by Ash of Rilated April 11, 2005
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shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.
Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.
by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006
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