Shaved Harambe

When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.

My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 8, 2017

shawde

A bad bitch who may possibly have shawde as a middle name.

My best friends middle name is shawde.

by Anayah taveras June 16, 2017

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 19, 2008

buzz sawed

Screwed - orginanted from Lionel, coach of CPSU

The fat bitch buzz sawed Brycen after giving him the clap.

by bunk baller April 9, 2008

Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.

OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.

by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009

Fooka Shaded

The disposition of being in a nightclub with all your friends and being very very drunk, the name derived from the German electronic music act Booka Shade

Hugh: Is that Booka Shade on stage?

Rory: It is, and I'm fooka shaded, get in!

by Zinedinemclovin October 10, 2010