shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.

"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."

by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013

Base Shave

Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your penis. By showing more of the penis shaft, it can give the appearance that the shlong is bigger.

I always give my meat a base shave before any big date, it adds an extra inch.

by DragonJR February 15, 2022

Enhanced shaving

Use of decapitation in the name of national security.

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.

by mr_dressup November 30, 2010

Shave The Teeth

Term used when teeth so nasty and haven't been cleaned in a very long time. The teeth so nasty and have a disgusting amount of plaque and other particles blanketing the teeth. Making the act of cleaning the teeth is more like shaving apposed to brushing the teeth to get plaque and nasty particles off teeth

Last month I went backpacking for seven days. and forget my tooth brush. I really needed to {shave the teeth} when I home.

by Secrect Destroyer September 10, 2016

Australian Shave

It's like a shave, but down under

She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave

by ThePotatoChip January 4, 2017

shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.

That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.

by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021

shave off

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.

1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."

by lrlizribeiro May 25, 2017