Sharticle

An article emailed to others while taking a shit.

I sent my friends a sharticle from Pulse while on the porcelain throne!

by Tito55 August 8, 2013

swasticunt

A Asshole Douchebag hybrid. A common phrase used to describe hitler, swasticunt basically means that someone acts like a cunt and has a rose-bush stuck in their ass.

"So i was hanging out with kevin, when he tripped me and called me a bitch for no reason."
"Wow, what a Swasticunt."

by TheYoloMister January 26, 2014

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

shaotic

a word my boss said isnt a word

im shaotic neutral

by Emmaline. January 3, 2017

Spasticytis

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017

Sharticles

Super small particles of green watery shit that come out of your booty when you fart. The smell is just the worst. And don't get me started on the sound. Like OH MY GOD!!! Imagine two really old wrinkly people just going at it from behind and when he is going she just squirts sharticles all over him. Another name for it is Fart Dust.

Avery: "You're so gross, you're getting sharticles everywhere."
Naomie: "Shut up Avery, at least I clean up my fart dust."

by Gaaruto Senpai November 29, 2017

shaftickson

When you cum seven times into a woman's mouth while getting hardly fucked by another man. Most of the time, bisexuals are the ones who participate in this act.

Hey, you wanna perform a shaftickson.

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018