Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.
Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.
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Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.
The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.
Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.
The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.
Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<
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Like the walk of shame but when you live in the border of 2 countries, and instead of just walking you need to cross over the bridge.
Dude I hooked up with this Tinder girl last night, got wasted and spent the night at her place, now I have to do the Cross of Shame back to Juárez, can you pick me up at the bridge?
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Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?
No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
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