no service

The inevitable status of the Steel Town public transit system after you've accidentally blown all your cash in Hess Village and all you've got to barter with is your suddenly worthless University Student ID Bus Pass causing girls to either a)sweet talk a cab driver, b)whoreishly hook-up or c)stumble more than 20km across downtown Hamilton to Westdale through the snow in stilettos and in all too few items of clothing.

Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!

by JennyJumps December 2, 2004

Darkhat Investigative Services

Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.

Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.

by Froggggy April 28, 2013

dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.

"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"

by Nosaj January 19, 2017

Lip Service

Insincere support or respect expressed but not put into practice

Many feminist organisations proclaim "Feminism = equality."
Ironically these same organisations are very quiet when sexism is against men but very loud if against women. Hence, lip service

by SsoulBlade September 15, 2017

streaming service

A streaming service is a type of service that used only be Netflix but is now multiplying faster than cancer and each service only has 3 good shows so you might as well pirate

John: Disney is making their own streaming service, it has the franchise's they have
Jake: all these companies can fuck off, I'm not paying for 20 subscriptions only to watch 2 shows on each

by Midly entertaining March 1, 2020

Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.

Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022

united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006