Schemey

Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.

The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.

by G Burns July 11, 2003

Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

schemplicate

to drink bud light and bang hot aliens

I would like to schemplicate this weekend.

by barmonkey January 17, 2011

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014

Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

sehedra

A person who is very lonely but should definitely be your boyfriend.. I MEAN YOUR FRIEND... that’s what he meant...

Man... you should really get yourself a Sehedra.

by Seneshra November 21, 2017

schemiest

whomever is the most schemey

i.e. Jack is the schemiest bitch alive.

by toonce’s tuccis July 28, 2019