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secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
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secret recipe

A secret recipe no one is about to no about without a legacy. There are 3 people who know the secret recipe : Kanye West , Bran06, Philip06.
Bran06: mixing up that secret recipe
by JMS FANPAGE June 27, 2021
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scrat

a stupid fucking squirrel thats always chasing his acorn
hey man have you seen ice age? Yeah my favorite character is scrat. Kill your fucking self
by big black monkey March 7, 2022
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Secret Definition

You did it! You found the second secret definition on this site! Good job!
If you’re day’s going poorly, don’t worry! You found this secret definition, you should be proud of yourself ^w^
by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022
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Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It
Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023
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scrot scratch

An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time

to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be

scratched immediately no matter where you are and who

you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions

to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for

the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much

satisfaction and is extremely adictive.
James:Did you here about steve?

Pat: No.

James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.

Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.
by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010
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head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011
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