A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks
by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009
Get the Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard mug.A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.
Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.
2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.
3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop
2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.
3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop
by the lord of southfields January 19, 2010
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Get the Scutch mug.The act of getting absolutely and irrefutably filthy, dirty, sick, nasty, balls deep in complete and overwhelming scunionisity. Composed of sick + crazy + onion.
Pronounced : Scun - yun
Pronounced : Scun - yun
Person 1 : "Hey you getting scunion tonight or what?"
Person 2 : "For sure, scunion better recognize."
Person 2 : "For sure, scunion better recognize."
by Nancy Kerrigan December 31, 2008
Get the Scunion mug.When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
by Allll Day April 17, 2009
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