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Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard

A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks
by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009
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scutcher

A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.

Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.

2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.

3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop
by the lord of southfields January 19, 2010
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Scutch

A cute nickname to call someone, mostly a friend
Hey scutch, wanna go on a date later?
by Anus Keithwhore March 14, 2011
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Scunion

The act of getting absolutely and irrefutably filthy, dirty, sick, nasty, balls deep in complete and overwhelming scunionisity. Composed of sick + crazy + onion.
Pronounced : Scun - yun
Person 1 : "Hey you getting scunion tonight or what?"
Person 2 : "For sure, scunion better recognize."
by Nancy Kerrigan December 31, 2008
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Nova Scotian Hole in 2

When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
by Allll Day April 17, 2009
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Sculting

"We're sculting today"
by BMGON August 21, 2009
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SCATISFACTION

Pull over, I need some scatisfaction.
by neatboy February 11, 2010
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