Scamphlet

In correct terms - Scampi Pamphlet is a fishy womans oravice.
Looks like a pamphlet, Smells like Scampi.

Does you have a Scamphlet??

by SecretAgentBoo August 16, 2007

dick scampi

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

by sergio_O December 25, 2008

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Scrumpet

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

scomp

An expression of cheer, a toast when parting. Usually with hand held high, holding a beer where available.

Well, I gotta go. Nice talkin' to you.
You too, scomps brother!
Scomps!

by Orion Parrott April 14, 2006

Scrump

Too have sexual intercourse

OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there

by Audie January 11, 2006

scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006