pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 29, 2011

City Scraper

A young (wannabe) professional living in London who likes to indulge in the City life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.

Toddler: Daddy, why is that man lying in the street?He smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?

Father: That's MJ son. He spent too many years as a City Scraper.........and I don't think that's chocolate

by B85 November 28, 2013

Frozen scrat

The act of freezing a dead squirl and using it as a sex toy.

Hey Bill I gave Carla a frozen scrat last night she loved it!

by Cessna blow me December 31, 2015

labia scrape

When a woman violently mashes her sloppy, wet labia across your greedy face.

Why is your face so red? That damned Chelsea held me down and labia scraped me again, and Terrell just sat there and watched!

by yer shirt December 16, 2016

tongue scraper

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.

Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.

by Novaxixix March 31, 2020

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010