Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time

Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time

by Piltzy December 28, 2024

Scopity

ASMR like e.g. someone eating with their mouth open.

I found him quite scopity because he ate with his mouth open.

by SYIVC January 16, 2025

Scromiting

(Scra-miting) Verb.

The act of coughing so hard from a big ol' bong rip that you gag, thus inducing gag-reflex. Resulting In involuntary simultaneous release of fluids/solids from oral and recta cavities. l

"Careful burnin' that bowl so hard, scro. You might start scromiting."

by ReaganlnTheMoney December 4, 2025

amelia schmitt

Damn.....

Is that Amelia Schmitt? Damn....

by Ron Jonny November 9, 2013

Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

by flowbro33 July 26, 2016

joey schmitz

A hot and amazing person that you can love forever and never want to let them go

Dang that Joey Schmitz sure is great I would love to have him in my bed

by big baby dad February 20, 2018

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018