SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA 

It's the hot steamie,cheesy offencive smelling shit, your boyfriend takes right after you finish butt fuck'n him.

boy my little man muff'n that SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA shure makes your shit smell like shit! love you my mud pie

SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA by BIG STEVE IDAHO January 17, 2008

Schmeckel 

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.

Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)

Schmeckel by saralesarale March 11, 2019

schmag

an unwanted facebook tag

Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.

schmag by macuum February 28, 2010

Schmedium 

When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.

My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.

Schmedium by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018

Schmeat 

saucy meat

Did you hear about susan? he was giving out his schmeat last night at the changs party

Schmeat by luckylibra June 24, 2019

Schmegma 

(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.

Schmegma by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006

schmegegel 

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

schmegegel by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003