School

A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.

Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!

Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!

by wazzip July 17, 2016

school

A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.

School is the punishment for being born.

by ching chong9 April 4, 2016

School

See jail, hell, boring

Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.

by Mish October 26, 2004

school

A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.

Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.

I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.

by biased, just like everyone else December 28, 2005

School

a place that is badass and all educational... most of the time boring, unenlightening, and nonproductive... here you will find the boys rooms where smoking isn't allowed.

I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.

by DomZilla999 January 6, 2003

School

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I hate school.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

school

1) A prison made by the goverment to do child abuse without it being against the law.

goverment guy 1 - Let's invent something so we can do child abuse.

overment guy 2- How about something kids have to go to to "be smart"

goverment guy 1- And we'll call it school!

goverment guy 2- It'll torture children with question that are impossible to solve and will never be need in thier lives!

by consolata April 6, 2010