Salting my apples

When your boob hurt.

Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.

by Carlynutsacksaresaggy July 31, 2016

sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011

Santina

noting stuck up wanna be white girl that lives in rockwall texas and gose to cain middle school

"oh my gosh look at that santina girl"

by oscar October 19, 2003

Santina

Fucking slut who sucks people off all day , looks Chinese when they laugh and they got some flat ass and an ugly foot. She is easily dealt and for £10 you can fuck with a condom and with £20 you don’t use a condom , you can use a vibrator

“Hey have you seen Santina “
“Oh that Chinese cunt”

by SUFFIELD36 June 13, 2019

Santiago

He is a top tier foot hoover, he will sober all over those toes while making love to you. You will hear him screaming princess at the top of his lungs while choking on the toenail he chomped off earlier that evening. He also may sneak off to find your little sister so be careful when he leaves the room.

Santiago stop touching my sisters toes

by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Santiago

An Awsome dude who is pretty sus and likes to eat waffles for a living and is dumb.

Billy: You see that guy Santiago
Jennifer: Yeah he’s a bitch

by anonymous April 6, 2021

santigre

adj. unable to bad-mouth sex.

"Grandma, you're so santigre - dance with my club!"

by Samuel L. Jackson June 16, 2003