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Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.
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by swinus b real November 12, 2009
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Swine Five

A variation of the "High Five" in which both people send a high five to each other from a distance.

aka: air five.

The term came about during the Swine Flu epidemic, in which contact with others was considered "unsafe" due to bacteriae that would cause the illness.
Student: I got it right Mr. Nagy!
Teacher: Good Job! Swine five!

(both student and teacher will be seen with hands up, facing each other, as if they were about to exchange an actual high five)
by miamiman86 November 6, 2010
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swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.
Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.
by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007
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Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.
"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"
by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007
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swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.
Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.
by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007
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Swinscoe

A danish last name meaning a beautiful elegant swan, or a group of pigs.
Also a tiny village in England.
Girl A./ My last name's Swinscoe
Boy A./ Is that English?

or
"I come from Swinscoe"
by swinscoe June 26, 2009
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swinery

1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.

2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.

3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.

2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.

3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010
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