Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
by harry potter nerd March 19, 2009
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B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."
B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."
by Dr. Genius Ph.D. November 22, 2009
Get the Serious Swan mug.An obvious mary-sue with no personality who gets all the hot guys to fall in love with her, (e.g. Tyler) but ends up choosing mediocre, fairy, wait no, I meant edgy vampire, with "sparkly" skin, mind reading, extreme overrated speed. I think his speed was taken by the Flash. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, no I mean Cullen, she gets married to him in Breaking Dawn, are obvious mary-sues themselves. Why couldn't James just suck her blood out and kill her?
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan. DX
Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
by Animezing! February 11, 2017
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Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups were formed by a Black Swan event when a truck carrying peanut butter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.
by kleinsound April 10, 2008
Get the black swan mug.In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.
Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.
Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.
by LawStudentsEverywhere May 21, 2011
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That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
by nicoprice July 26, 2011
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