Someone who enjoys watching live mice being fed to carnivorous and/or venomous animals such as snakes.
MWhen being eaten, mice stretch their limbs when then finally die.
MWhen being eaten, mice stretch their limbs when then finally die.
by DoesntLikePancakes January 28, 2021
The act of pulling your flaccid penis to its erect length, so as to demonstrate its possible size when suffering the embarrassment of erectile dysfunction
by Crizzay June 17, 2015
When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.
by shawn May 27, 2004
by B-rizzle November 22, 2018
1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
by me April 13, 2003
Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
by pantyteamaster May 11, 2009
Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes
Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
by DFfag January 17, 2021