shrek 

the video adaptation of the bible

man shrek is such an accurate video adaptation of the bible

shrek by zerogaming6265 June 26, 2019

shrek 

as in 'to do a Shrek'

To needlessley follow an empty queing system simply because it's there.

Look at thay guy! How stupid must he feel after doing a Shrek through all those barriers!

shrek by The Storm of Barn December 11, 2008

shrek 

to mix up the facts, to cook up a story,intentionally or otherwise, as someone who got the facts mixed up. to do a shrek - to lie, to intentionally jumble up the truth so as to hid it

(in the Shrek movie, various characters of children folklore were protrayed differently from the original stories)

The judge could see through his lies, he was certainly good at doing a shrek

shrek by KS Lim May 6, 2008

Shrek 

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

Shrek by aa99000 September 20, 2016

Shrek 

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life

jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Shrek by The Real OgreLord July 22, 2016

Shrek 

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

Shrek by Spn21 December 24, 2016

Shrek 

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

Shrek by Moltens September 4, 2018