shaff

n. 1. A bulbous mass of a person, synonymous for fat

That kid is so shaff he needs to start eating some reduced shaff chips.

by DarkOne January 10, 2004

samafls

An alternative phrase to replace the commonly over used and seldom meant acronym of "lol". The "samafls" more specifically indicates an exhalation of air that generally accompanies an expression of appreciation; hence the meaning "smiled and made a fft-like sound". Another take on the "samafls" is the "samaflsoot", which is related to the samafls in much the same way that "rofl" is related to "lol". Through the addition of "oot" (which stands for 'once or twice'), one indicates that their amusement is greater than a simple "samafls" would represent.

pspam1: *poiec
pspam1: *poeic
pspam1: *fuck it
ewe241: samafls

Man4323: fell out of bed!
pspam1: ha samaflsoot

*Pronunciation Guide*
For use in everyday verbal language
Stress indicated by CAPS Letters

saMAFls
saMAFlsOOt*
*00 indicating slight elongation as one does with n00b or j00.

by Sam/Matt/Scott July 29, 2008

Shafeeque

Galaab Jamun Jelebi lover of Warioman

I shafeeque you

by WariomanDisciple April 18, 2014

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol

*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)

by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008

shafeek

Is a type of person who always chill and talk a lot

This dog is like a shafeek who barks a lot

by Zyhog April 4, 2021

Shaf

Is a synonym to describe someone with a very large penis size

'oh my GOD you have such a big Shaf down there, come here daddy'

by _it's_shaf_ March 3, 2017