Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

El Goonish Shive

A weird and funny webcomic, created by Dan Shive.
Includes: transformation, squirrel girls, gender bending, hot chicks, chick on chick action. Boys will love it
(Great story cute boys, girls will love it too)

El Goonish Shive is the best webcomic on-line.

by Maki P May 30, 2006

shavery

word to describe wood shavings

man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

Shiven

He is dank. Just dank.he is fantastic at Fortnite. He is better than an Armaan and a Shaila. Overall, he is fantastic. he is basically a god. He is the supreme being.

That guy Shiven, he is the best person in the Universe.

by Ridobajo June 5, 2018

piss shivers

The feeling experienced when a person (perticularly male) urinates; can be used colloquially to describe any other experience which causes the same or similar feeling.

The bridge of that song gave me piss shivers.

by DKqwerty February 9, 2007

shicer

shitter
from German "Scheisser"
scheissen = to shit

He is a damn shicer

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

by Inev July 25, 2003