butt shafted

another way of saying anal sex. where one has sex in the ass by a man. the receiver from anal sex can be both woman/man...usually women though.

Girl 1: hey i heard you go butt shafted by your boyfriend last night. i heard that was your first time anal.

Girl2: yea it was ok. i wouldnt do it again.

Girl1: how come?

Girl 2: well is was going fine until i got pink socked.

Girl 1: pink sock!? eww OMG OMG

by AnonymousAthiest May 16, 2010

shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

shafted

This term is used to describe one's state of being when they are seriously fucked up. This can refer to being high, drunk, and any other form of being messed up.

Holy shit bro! i was shafted at that party last night! We smoked like 50 bowls!!!

by elite51h2k December 2, 2010

Sharked Up

A state of being really angry about something

Whoa, did you see that guy after you pissed on his face- he was getting really sharked up.

by Celeste February 28, 2005

shfarted

a wet fart

Bob was at the party and instead of farting he shfarted so he had to go home and change clothes

by mjainc October 7, 2008

shafted

To get fucked over, or fail in any way. Not succeeding in the task performed by the stunt man.

Dude, Max got shafted the other day trying to do a bike trick.

by karss June 13, 2016

shartenangst

The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.

While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.

Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.

by Capt Kevlar May 14, 2017