Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

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Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.

Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.

by P-vento May 13, 2011

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chicken scramble

And event that occurs annual at the Garfield County Fair in Washington State in which three chickens are released into a field of elementary-age children. The object of the event is to be the first kid to grab a chicken and bring it back to the judges. There are prizes for first second and third place, usually in the form of Sacajawea gold dollars.

You have never lived until you have seen first graders chasing chickens at the chicken scramble.

by almonds1934 June 10, 2012

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Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

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