schmojito

mojito for a schmo

Bartender: What can I get you?
Dork: I'll have what that schmo overthere is having
Bartender: One schmojito coming up

by jecmez September 7, 2009

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

scemoic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemoic"

by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011

Schmobie

An air pocket in a sheet or mat, due to imperfection in the layout of the fabric.

Toby tripped on a Schmobie the other day in practice.

by Schmobie himself! August 16, 2011

SCAMOUFLAGE

On 10/5/2020
A channel known as

"2ND FLOOR BASEMENT" found on YouTube, ODYSEE, and BitChute Platforms
coined this as a Portmanteau Word, and

Established a definition for it.
It can be seen within a short video

On the 2NDFLB Channel, Titled

"📝• NEW WORD ESTABLISHMENT •📜• : "SCAMOUFLAGE" ‐ & SIGN SHOWCASE □".

THE TV SCREEN YOU'RE READING THIS ON RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW IS OBVIOUSLY SCAMOUFLAGE 😈 -ABLE.

by RANDOM SCAMOUFLAGER November 10, 2020

schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022

Schmonda

A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.

“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”

by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022