sammy

the most "ryan gosling" person there is..

dude, sammy looks so much like ryan gosling and act like him too :)

by iatecat October 15, 2023

Sammy

A slang word, or short form term for a sandwich.

"My goodness! This is a supremely symbiotic breakfast sammy!"

by Panathentic December 28, 2023

Sammy

he has the biggest hands in the world

sammy pets the rabbits with his big hands

by Sammy big hands February 24, 2024

Sammy

A racial slur for People descending from Great Britain.

Those Sammys have such bad teeth.

by I hate sammys December 12, 2024

Sammy

When one of the boys is walking up the stairs in front of you and you stick a finger up their arse whilst shouting “sammyyy”

“Joe’s in front of me, I’m gunna sammy him”
*poke his bum* “sammyyyy!”

by Babyinghecorner February 7, 2025

Sammy

The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.

Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.

Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.

Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.

I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.

You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.

That Sammy came from Subway where the footlongs are readily available!!

by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010