A coconut rum ordered by precocious thugs and Barbie wannabes that they believe ups their street cred and makes them seem more enticing sexually
"Omg, he's so hot. Maybe if I bat my eyelashes and order this Malibu coconut rum and cranberry he will come flirt with me!"
by Banshee007 November 4, 2013

Just like a normal glass of rum and coke, but with no coke. It pretty much means having a glass of straight rum.
Personally, it's my favorite drink.
Personally, it's my favorite drink.
by psychonirvanafan July 23, 2010

Yo dog have you tried this Rum Dog Millionaire?" "Damn son, I hear that shit's so tight that even fucking pussy slayers like it." "Yea man that shit is ill homie.
by curt_the_flirt January 28, 2011

Rum-Diddly-Dum-Dum, can be used in sentences to Indicate Boredom, and To Stop the Other Person from Talking.
by Common-Blood-Angel-L March 20, 2023

Le Bron James was up to some mischievous acts then Kobe Bryant caught him lacking then said Rum diddly dum dum
by Nathaniel E February 4, 2023

1) when a guy's girlfriend and her child move into the guy's house, he has a ready-made family.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.
by daddy dub November 10, 2006

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
