Ruben Ortega

Someone who loves chicken and is from peru

I am ruben ortega because i love chicken

by blahblahblah2687 January 6, 2012

Ran Ruben

Too coward and hide

He Ran Ruben when the G rolled up

by Gqsmooth197 March 1, 2018

Hot ruben

A Ruben sandwich that doesn't have cheese, but has hot sauce instead.

Dude, I forgot to get cheese. No worries. Just make a Hot Ruben.

by HotRuben March 16, 2017

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

by benthedude September 27, 2011

ruben caballero

A Mexican donkey rider

I saw a ruben caballero

by 849 sexy pants April 8, 2017

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011