Roving degustation

One night, a group of friends, the classic dilemma of selecting a dinner venue. Why pick one, when you can try them all. Like a pub crawl but food.

Maree: How about restaurant Soi, or Gilded Boy, or Thai Kin?
Jim: They all sound good, but maybe just one.
Maree: Not a roving degustation??!
Jim: That would be adventurous!

by Captain Chesca November 21, 2025

Skid Rowing

When a chick gets on top of another chick and rides like riding a dick.

Took old girl home, within 5 minutes, the Skid Rowing began.

by Phillopian69 February 6, 2018

chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

Jk Rowling

Hippity hoppity you are now GAY

Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh

by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021

Cain Rowinski

Cain rowinski is a special type of rare monkey called a gelada

That skinny cain rowinski is a blackii

by Tylerrrrrfrtt smith April 25, 2022

JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

jk rowling

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023