the steam roller

During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing

Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

Texas Steam-Roller

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007

Roller

A cop on patrol. Police officer driving a cop car through a neighborhood where drugs are sold.

The rollers were out so they stopped slinging dope.

by mdbrown777 June 28, 2009

steam roller

1. an automobile that is overheating to the point where steam is rolling out from under the hood.

Don't take the radiator cap off that steam roller Chevy!

by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008

rollerskates

slang for ecstasy. used so that 5-0 doesn't know what you're talking about on a tapped line.

Yo, do you know anyone with rollerskates?

by whitelady December 28, 2005

rollercoaster titties

When a bitch with massive creamers rides a rollercoaster and when going down a hill, hits the people sitting behind her with her tits.

Holy shit, I had to get lasic eye surgery because that bitch on the double loop smacked me with her rollercoaster titties.

by EeeJ October 11, 2007

clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer

fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008