rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017

Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019