Nut-riding

When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.

"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."

by Rhonda Q July 20, 2008

little red riding hoodlum

A teenage Native American that partakes in stereotypical American ghetto culture.

"Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."

by operationthunderbolt March 19, 2009

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

ringing the dinner bell

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Riding With Death

A very homoerotic movie starring Ben Murphy made in 1976. It involves a man who can make himself invisible with the use of his super awesome wristwatch, a girl who protects a deadly chemical in the back of a truck, a man in a helicopter who follows them, dirty talk on CB radios, NASCAR, and a woman known as Cupcake. You know you want to see it. Featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000!

"You have any idea who those turkeys were?"

"Riding With Death made me more comfortable about my sexuality."

"Mike: My well-oiled chassie is coming up on your backside, now.
Servo: My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow: My off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin' that sweet honey pot of yours....
Mike and Servo: CROW!!!!!"

by Lazy Rider October 1, 2008

ridinger

hugely sexy person who all the girls like and can make anyone laugh even through a smile

Who is that guy?
He must ridinger.

by BIG KAHONES March 20, 2009

Riding the minipad

"Riding the minipad" simply means that a female is menstruating, or, rather, the female is on the rag.

Two examples:
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?

2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010