retsu

somebody who most likely is a girl online trying to be a cute uwu neo pro-noun kitten retsu is a very annoying person he and yes he they HATE being a girl he tries to make people jealous in the most way and he most likely only is all of that because his flags are so "pretty"

Person: hi retsu i heard u called ducky earlier!
retsu: yeah were matching pfps now :)
Person: oh cool!

retsu: funny how she didnt put u in her comfort carrd but she put me??
Person: oh
retsu: yeah i hope u die <3 *blocks*

by uknowwhatiwant August 2, 2021

mega remus

a person who believes himself to be righteous in situations but is actually a hypocrite and does not care.

Josh is a mega remus

by anonymous 258 September 4, 2017

retsupurae

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this is the official face symbol of the retsu.
obey it.

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that's all the example of retsupurae thats needed.

by youtubedotcom/ LORDCORINTH September 13, 2011

butt to butt resuscitation

Emergency procedure, usually from one recipient to another; to restore consciousness, vigor, life, and dance moves to the butt.

Young LaFonda was severly lacking skills on the dance floor. Luckily, Shaneequa came to her aid and gave her butt to butt resuscitation by touching butts and magically restoring her butt moves.

by Funk Ex Nihilo April 3, 2011

rets

parents, takin from rent,they make u pay rent

the rets are makin me move out

by pisto and cdawg May 18, 2003

T-rets

One that is a complete nut job but is fun anyway...has opinions about anything and has fits on shit like people that power walk in shopko, and drives jeeps into ditches even though they were told not to do so. Has some great times just wandering around and listenin to some music about godzilla hopping around toyko.

Dude! He is so T-rets!

by Dirrtay March 31, 2008

Retsal

One who has sexual opprotunity all around him/her but fails to utilize it.

Wow, he sure is a retsal for not using his sisters friends!

by jammno January 27, 2004