rets 

a phrase which questions the readiness of someone or something; short for "are you ready to go"?

I gotta get goin', chump. Rets?

rets by jdm November 21, 2002

Rets 

A better way of saying your every day word 'retarded'. Taken as plural from the word, 'reterded' which is a fancier way of saying retarded.

Is she rets?
What's wrong with you!!! Are you totes rets or what?!
My goodness, she looks so reterded.

Rets by Widdy Angelz November 8, 2011

rets 

parents, takin from rent,they make u pay rent

the rets are makin me move out

rets by pisto and cdawg May 18, 2003

T-rets 

One that is a complete nut job but is fun anyway...has opinions about anything and has fits on shit like people that power walk in shopko, and drives jeeps into ditches even though they were told not to do so. Has some great times just wandering around and listenin to some music about godzilla hopping around toyko.

Dude! He is so T-rets!

T-rets by Dirrtay March 31, 2008

Retsuko 

A 25-year-old anthropomorphic red panda

Retsuko works in a Japanese trading firm's accounting department

Retsuko by JRodg911 October 3, 2018

retsupurae

Created by Something Awful goons Diabetus, Slowbeef, and Proteus, Retsupurae is an active effort to improve the quality of Youtube Let's Plays. In other words, they rip undesireable LPer's god-awful videos apart so hard they commit Youtube suicide.

The story of Retsupurae begins with Slowbeef, the man who started the trend of video Let's Plays. One day, while browsing the Youtubes for Contra 3 and Snatcher videos to jack off to, Slowbeef found a god-awful Let's Play and was horrified and heart-broken at what had become of his creation. Returning to the sanctity of the SA forums, he had a heart-to-heart with his bros Diabetus and Proteus. After many ounces of Ben and Jerry's, they decided to form Retsupurae (a clever mispronunciation of 'Let's Play') to get back at those that mocked his life's work.

Today, the retsupuraer's are enjoying massive Youtube fame. This basically gets them nothing, as nobody cares about Youtube celebrities, but they're still pretty funny and hey, it sure as hell beats watching another one of DeceasedCrab's abominations.

Retsupurae has thousands of subscribers on Youtube, legions of girls seduced by their sultry voices, and the manliness of Slowbeef.

No Tyler, that's skill.

retsupurae by originosity April 17, 2010

Retsfusia 

a fat prick of a woman that is very moody most often bitchy and what not. The woman must be very fat and lazy only eats drinks sleeps and bitches... she must be a royal asshole.

Jessicas mom is Retsfusia because she fits the definition perfectly.

Retsfusia by icebtravy May 28, 2008