balls repeater

A device commonly used to repeat one's balls.

I got hit in the balls yesterday so I just used my balls repeater and now they're good as new.

by Ron Mcgoo July 7, 2008

release the dragon

to remove the penis from ones pants in preparation for sex, oral sex, masturbation etc

I rubbed my cock through my pants,while she rubbed her clit. Finally she said, "release the dragon!"

by pstephenw September 26, 2005

Legal Research and Writing

A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.

The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.

"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."

by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008

blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.

A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.

by jzimo August 10, 2005

dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.

bad dress rehearsal, good show

by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010

release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

by uncle j January 15, 2008

day release

when you get a day to go outside of prison or hospital to 'enjoy' the outside world

alan: i thought u were locked up
bob: no mate im on day release, fancy a beer

by josey jump February 28, 2008