Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

Gulls Retardation

If you suffer from Gulls retardation that means that your absolute dog at every game you play. You are the biggest schmuck and you are not meant to play games.

Bro did you see how this kid builds he looks like he has contracted Gulls Retardation

by A.Shush.Man September 7, 2019

sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends

Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”

by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021