Reality Show Ho

A slutty woman who appears on a number of reality television shows like Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Beauty and the Geek, A Shot at Love, etc in order to get famous.

Those girls on the VH1 Show, "I Love Money" are just Reality Show Ho's.

by spikey_dude55 October 17, 2008

Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Replicarter

The name given to the Human Form Replicator (HFR) that was created in Samantha Carter's image on Stargate:SG1.

How was it when Replicarter stabbed Daniel Jackson with her Sword-Hand!

by Samjackker August 17, 2010

reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.

The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010

Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015