Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!

Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

random

A non sequitur.
A statement or phrase that is unrelated to the topic of discussion.

"Okay, that was random."

by Bob Hu January 8, 2004

random

the awsomeness and hilarity of being or saying somthing completely off the current subject

Person 1: Yeah, Pittsburg sucked this season
Person 2: I like to dance in front of the Suncom store
Person 1: Wow, that was random

by Senor Whoopass December 27, 2006

random

1)Unpredicatable, sudden event.

2)Irrelevant response.

1) Falling out of your seat.
2) :So, are you going to homework club after school today?
:Yeah, I like that part too.
Random

by Jshizzle2 March 20, 2007

random

a word used by yosha birds in place of another word

maybe later we could get random and randomly randomize with randoms

by dhill October 30, 2003

random

Once upon a time Uma Thurman jumped off a building into a pile of goo which was left behind when Mr. McDonald and his army of angry woodland creatures swept up her mama and the ex-Circle, defined to make people feel bad. Chickens will kill the mutant ninja turtles and everyone will grow dreadlocks and yell, " I WANT THE T-SHIRT "!

Guy: Hello Charlene.
Charlene: GO DIE IN A JUMBLED JIGSAW LOBSTERS SOUP AND PIE FROM STOMANGA NANGA

by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004

random

random some times means one night sand

i had a random last night!!!

by tiff is hoe May 29, 2006