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Ramen Job

A highly regarded sexual movement sweeping the nation. A Ramen job, or "rj" as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the Ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man's genital area. Then, the person giving the "rj" procedes to eat the ramen. Mmmm!
Jon: Hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?

Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!
by Craig Allaby!<3 October 14, 2008
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Ramen Hair

Ramen hair is exactly what it sounds like. It is simply someone’s hair that looks like ramen!
Julia has ramen hair omg!
by buttahbitch May 7, 2018
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Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.
Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
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Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort
"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles
by Phil April 2, 2005
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Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.
Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.
by Christian Aura September 11, 2010
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ramen noodles

The instant noodles that have become a culinary buzzword in America. Overzealous college students throw around terms like "ramen noodles" and "quad" to show how they have adapted to campus life and made it their own. The noodles themselves are actually not very tasty, but college students across America eat them on a daily basis in order to feel more accepted, ala drugs, alcohol, and communism.
College Student 1: Hey, you up for some hacky sack?

College Student 2: Sure, let me finish up my ramen noodles first though.
by letsberealistic May 3, 2006
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Ramen Noodles

A term indicating a retardedly cheap yet cool thing
Dude that shirt from Good Will is so the Ramen Noodles!
by Pseudophun December 28, 2005
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