Jack Purvis

Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.

“You know that kid Jack Purvis.”
“Yea he gave me aids last night.”

by Gloryhole420 August 16, 2020

Eddie purkins

Famous gnome hunter from the TikTok trend

Gnome1“Shi dawg Eddie purkins is here run”

Gnome2“I’m hope he don’t slide”

by H-J the sequel May 1, 2023

Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.

I just woke up with morning purring.

by Valcokr July 27, 2025

Hobby purging

Hobby purging is when enjoying a small hobby an extremely large amount of people (usually 500k and over) “purge” the hobby by coming in, telling you that you are pretending/larping and then the people proceed to “larp" themselves, misuse all the terms in the hobby, pretend they know everything, and destroy the hobby and eventually make fun of people for participating in or liking the hobby.

Dave enjoyed building electronics after work as a small hobby, then a “Hobby purging” started and destroyed what he loved

by Joshua k February 1, 2026

Hobby purging

Hobby purging is when enjoying a small hobby an extremely large amount of people (usually 500k and over) “purge” the hobby by coming in, telling you that you are pretending/larping and then the people proceed to “larp" themselves, misuse all the terms in the hobby, pretend they know everything, and destroy the hobby and eventually make fun of people for participating in or liking the hobby.

Dave enjoyed building electronics after work as a small hobby, then a “Hobby purging” started and destroyed what he loved

by Joshua k February 1, 2026

periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018