Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 09, 2008

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Pucker

When a woman or man gags and have it complicated while giving head to the male

-Man last night i was with a hoe, she gave me head and she was making so many gag noises, i thought she was going to throw up!
- Dam she is a Pucker!

by DESPO117 August 17, 2024

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An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 29, 2019

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Typical Cockney/Southern slang term meaning great or in agreement.
Seen in massively popular British Comedy series Only Fools and Horses.

Del Boy said to Rodney and Uncle Albert, as they relaxed on their dodgy Spanish holiday; "This is pucker this Rodders innit?"

by Lord Knowledge December 01, 2021

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"Steve was left naked at the lake after a pucker of assholes took his clothes"

by Boxnut February 16, 2024

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i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.

by Thisscreennameblows February 03, 2016

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To excessively post drama on Facebook or other social media and the excitement causes your anal cavity to clench.

The number of people fighting on Katies Facebook post surely has her puckering.

by lavenderlady May 29, 2020

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