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protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.
My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.
by jmhunter July 7, 2010
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Proteinitarian

Someone who only eats meat. Antonym of vegitarian.
He is a proteinitarian
by ed12 September 15, 2010
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proteiny

Having lots of protein.
"This shake is proteiny, broseph. We're going to get jacked!"
by onlytobroone November 25, 2011
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Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.
"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)
by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012
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protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

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Cock
Schlong
Blow job
by Gingersnap August 5, 2014
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Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people
Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!
by gotcha btch December 28, 2015
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protein infusion

During sex, the man pulls out right before he is about to blow his load, and quickly rams his cock into her mouth to deposit it, infusing her mouth with warm protein.
I was fucking my girl last night. I thought I'd switch things up, and gave her a protein infusion. She gagged and kicked me out of bed. I wound up sleeping on the couch.
by Rosobola May 26, 2016
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