poopscalator

an escalator made of poop

"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"

by Forty Two January 13, 2008

everybody poops

the greatest book ever, ages 2 and up. tells young children about the defecation cycle or . . . whatever it's called, it's an awesome book

EVERYBODY POOPS WENT TO GO PLAY ON THE SWINGSET

- random sentence use . . . . . good book -

by bagpipehustler July 30, 2006

oopsie poopsie

the act of being hung over in the shower and farting only to realize that you actually had to shit but it is too late and your bath tub is now covered in shit and you are pissed because you are hung over and now have to clean up sloppy wet poop.

dude i was so hung over this morning that i oopsie poopsied all over my shower

by mist3rfrozt November 12, 2011

Poopshake

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.

"Everybody do the poopshake!"

by theloneas August 29, 2006

double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.

"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."

by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018

poopsex

An experimental artistic phenomenon in which two or more participants embark on a self-expressive free-form collision of defecation, fornication, and art. This creative odyssey blurs the line between body and feces, unifying them as a medium of expression that pushes the boundaries of reality and explores the essence and purpose of life itself.

Tobias: That 72-hour session of poopsex completely renewed my creative energy and irreversibly altered my conception of reality.

Dave: WTF are you talking about man, you smeared shit all over strangers at an orgy

Tobias: Don't be so cynical, Dave. Open your mind to the redeeming artistic qualities of expressive coprophilia.

by jwk93 February 27, 2013

Oopsie Poopsie

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.

G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"

by Ray March 8, 2005