monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008

primitive

An Informal insult which is not meant to be offensive and just to make a point that someone is thinking stupidly.

Guy - *Trys to open jar, then gives up*
Guy#2 - *Opens jar with one hand*
Guy - Thanks
Guy#2 - Primitive

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

printer

Someone who counterfeits money.

Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.

by Da printer October 25, 2009

print something out

a slang term used at MPMS to get out of homeroom.

Hey Mr. Devine, i just have to print something out real quick

by the pdawg November 3, 2005

printer

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.

Wow, that printer prints fast!

by Apul January 29, 2003

primitive-science

1; a bay area underground radio show based on the theory of broken beat, 2; a underground renegade collective of broken beat djs, 3; a family within the SF bay area EDM community that focuses their effort into undergrounds, renegades, breaking and entering events.

"yo, last night the primitive-science crew ripped it at the renny", "Primitive-Science brings the heat", "Primitive-Science radio"

by Primitive-Science October 21, 2009

pranitha

the sex goddess

Dude, that isn't a girl, that's a sex goddess, that's freakin Pranitha

by habib_the_hottie October 7, 2010