presentate

Is the berm form of present

I will presentate today

by Clorox whyps May 3, 2023

The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present

In the present I am writing this definition right now.

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

The present

You're always in the present.

Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.

CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.

by Unpromotable July 8, 2023

Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020