Premejacker

Short for premature ejaculator.

Kate: He was... a premejacker.
Stef: And you stayed with him for 10 months???
Kate: I'm honestly not sure how I endured it. Never again...

by OmniFox13 August 11, 2014

Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

premedicognitive

To think about thinking about something before you think about it.

He became premedicognitive when he subconsciously decided to think about thinking about himself thinking about shingling a dog house with pancakes on Tuesday on the previous Sunday.

by Seamus Mchooligan March 30, 2017

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

premeditated fuckery

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.

He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money

by Shay45 December 25, 2017

premer

Angry Yelling bitch

Damn, that's a real Premer

by AR43lBitch April 2, 2018

premerection

An anticipatory erection.

Peter, having finished his coffee, began to notice the distinct symptoms of a premerection whilst thumbing through the classifieds.

by Jeremy Hadley December 13, 2018