hysterical pregnancy

A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.

The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.

by moPop July 20, 2008

ass pregnancy

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.

After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.

by Berto2112 October 14, 2008

16 and pregnant

A show on MTV profiling the lives of teen girls (all from either the south or midwest and all from working-class backgrounds) and how fucked up their lives become after getting pregnant. About 90% of the show's content features the girls arguing and swearing at their parents and/or baby daddy about stupid shit (shows how harsh pregnancy hormones hit) or breaking down at the stress of having fucked without a rubber.

This show is like junk food for the mind a la The Jerry Springer Show/Maury. It is to TV what cash4gold is to fine jewelers, or what University of Phoenix is to the Ivy League.

16 and Pregnant is the next generation of trash TV.

by ConservatismSucks June 2, 2010

Pregnant Roller Skate

A 1970s CB slang for Volkswagen (VW) Beetle

Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.

by ghostqueen September 24, 2013

teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

piss like a pregnant woman

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.

"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."

by weedmokers9999 September 22, 2005

pregnant with pizza

When a person is fat, you can say they're "pregnant with pizza" in order to point out and ridicule this fact.

Stephen: "Hey, Ralada has been gone for three weeks now. Did she have a baby?"
T-Tops: "No, she's just pregnant with pizza. Also, she got shot. That's why she's gone."

by SeanG May 29, 2007